Dandy: febbraio 2013

giovedì 28 febbraio 2013

Dandy garden

Troppa nostalgia dell'India e dell'Indian Tonic a casa del mio amico scozzese

Dandy carnaval

La mia vita è un carnevale eterno?

o la mia vita eterna è un carnevale?

Dandy art

Amo frequentare in solitudine musei e mostre d'arte

non per paura della concorrenza, quanto della supponenza di chi sostiene di apprezzarne l'opera

Gente senza cultura ne esperienza

Dandy like

L'istruzione è a volte alla base dell'imperfezione

se così non fosse gli ippodromi sarebbe pieni e i cavalli verrebbero rispettati

mantenuti e nutriti in eterno

come Dei

mercoledì 27 febbraio 2013

Dandy only

Only for gentlemen

only for Dandy

only for me

Dandy crazy

E' bello fare il pazzo, se si è intelligenti

martedì 26 febbraio 2013

Dandy cin-cin

Comunque vadano le cose

ho sempre una buona occasione per brindare

venerdì 22 febbraio 2013

Dandy birth

Qualcuno dice che gli anni ci sfuggono e ci portano via una cosa dopo l'altra

A me la vita e gli anni non hanno mai sottratto nulla ma sempre donato qualcosa di nuovo

"Singula de nobis anni praedantur euntes?

Dandy in love

Per un sessantenne e' facile amare il prossimo

Meno facile amare la prossima

giovedì 21 febbraio 2013

Dandy age

La fatica che si fa ad accumulare anni, rughe e capelli bianchi

viene poi ripagata da un risultato insuperabile e inimitabile

Dany NovePorte

In anticipo al 22 di febbraio

ma in perfetto orario per il compleanno del

Cavaliere Alberto Salvadori

La Madre di tutte le Prefetture

oggi festeggia

Dandy auguri

Mi stanno giungendo tanti messaggi di auguri

sono in anticipo sulla data

ma posso rifiutarli?

martedì 19 febbraio 2013

Dandy now

Sinceramente non è il futuro che mi preoccupa

Sinceramente non è il mio passato che mi preoccupa

Sinceramente è la preparazione del Martini

che ora mi stanno preparando

che mi preoccupa

lunedì 18 febbraio 2013

Dandy like

The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you

Dandy is it

Nobody can save you but
Yourself
And you’re worth saving.
It’s a war not easily won
But if anything is worth winning then
This is it

domenica 17 febbraio 2013

1) If you are invited to a party then partay! Talk to everyone. Meet new people, renew old acquaintances, increase the amount of wit in the world. Cliques are out of place. Mopery and wallflowerism are grounds for banishment. Mix, revel, roister and let yourself go.

2) Karaoke is a social contract not to be entered into spontaneously or individually. Do not entertain (unless you are a talented host) except by the host's request, public demand or acclamation. The host is the CEO of the party and good guests are good followers. Those who consider themselves the life of the party are often its demise.

3) Don't come empty-handed. Wine is almost always welcomed, but don't expect it to be served that evening. If you want to drink what you brought, your best bet is champagne. Flowers are a play-it-by-instinct thing. Don't be hurt if they wind up in the loo.

4) A party is a truce zone. You may encounter enemies there, but consider them to be under the protection of a white flag. If you feel an irresistible impulse to punch someone, quietly ask them to step outside. If they do, lock the door.

5) Desperately chic New Yorkers are always party hopping, expecting the next one to be better. They're usually wrong. Chances are you're leaving party A when the cool people at party B are headed to A. Give a party a chance.

6) It's rude to be on time. Arrive at least 15 minutes after the announced time - even then you might find your hosts still getting dressed. It's OK to stay late if everyone including the hosts is clearly having a good time, but if they suddenly have pyjamas on, get the hell out.

7) Don't get drunk. If you aren't drunk you are far less likely to talk or laugh too loud, wax boring, become hostile, spill something, come on to someone ineligible, fall or vomit. If you do find yourself drunk, go straight home in a back seat.

8) The most interesting person at the party is probably the one nobody is talking to. Why? Too beautiful, too intimidating, too smart for the room? Reach out! You have nada to lose and may meet a genius.

9) A party is a sort of mini-holiday, a fast fiesta where guards are down, hopes are up and unlikely meetings of minds occur. You can social climb or delve into the depths with the dregs. Ask yourself, "Who would Jesus talk to?" Or Lenny Bruce.

10) A political party is not that kind of party. Politics, religion and other inherently confrontational topics are best avoided at an occasion intended to generate pleasure and foster good will. Light-hearted gossip, jesting, badinage, repartee and drollery, as well as light, quasi-meteorological topics of discussion are in order. Check your gravitas at the door.